The worst Yelp restaurant reviews tend to be the ones that don't bother to mention anything about the actual food that a place serves. You probably know what I'm talking about: the rambling journal entries about slow service, the overwrought soliloquies about how one had to wait in a line for a while, and so on. Writing about food in such a way seems to miss the point entirely and I would never do that because I'm so great.
But oh my god, this restaurant is so LOUD. It was like our server took my sense of hearing out back to put a bullet through it. The acoustics in this place make high school cafeterias sound like a C-Span program in comparison. When I told the person sitting across from me that I couldn't hear them, they couldn't hear *that*, so I then had to scream that I couldn't hear them, to which they responded "What?!" All of the patrons managed to collectively break the sound barrier while sitting still. This place is the Lincoln Chafee debate performance of being able to converse with each other.
I ordered a cheeseburger made with wagyu beef and I enjoyed it. 1/5 stars.